Rem.. GERMANY ?
It was during the infamous German school trip we went
on, and Aidan and some other guy were on a bus. Not many people could
understand English there, let alone our Irish accents. Anyway, when Aidan
got on the a bus, his bag fell and some old woman picked it up for
him and said something in German, to which Aidan replied "Thanks.
Hey! You've got saggy knockers. HA! They hang around your knees!"
etc. Anyway, he kept slagging her to her face, and she just smiled
and nodded throughout. When it came to the last stop, they all got
off the bus, and the woman tapped Aidan on the shoulder, handed him
a bracelet and said in German "You speak such beautiful French", before
heading off in the opposite direction. Aidan shouted at her in English
"What do you want me to do with this? Wrap it around my penis?". She
stopped, turned back and looked absolutely horrified. He forgot that
'penis' is the same word in German. *sigh* The amount of times I chuckled
to myself on the bus thinking about that one.
This month, Dan said "Ever go into Marley Park? Well, you know those big yellow boot things with slides and blue windows? THEY SMELL LIKE PISS!" More warblings next issue. Can't wait for that one.